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Send Some Love
Hey ladies,My good friend E is in the midst of adoption hell and I can't even imagine how she is not barfing every 5 minutes. I'm not the praying type but I swear I am praying for her right now and I...
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Mommy Porn
Have you dudes heard of this 50 Sha.des of Gr.ey book? I kept hearing about it EVERYWHERE. On the news, talk shows, entertainment shows. I even heard they were making a movie about it and I am a sucker...
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So I've Got That Going For Me... Which is Nice
Have you ever just one day stopped in your tracks and realized that you are happy? That's what's happened to me lately. I mean I am still working out all the depression kinks and they do quite kick my...
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Back in My Day
I hate to be the whistle blower on the teenagers but I will. (Ok I don't hate it. I find it hilarious.) The teens these days think us old folks are dumm and not tecknologikly savvy. They use the...
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Shit
After neglecting my house for nearly forever, I decided that this week was the week to get caught up. A long ass time ago I made a little weekly list of shit to do each day. So when I get behind, I...
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Thought Vomit Thursday
Oh Thought Vomit Thursday, how I have missed you! Well obviously not enough to actually write a TVT post, well, until today. So here goes. Vomit spewing forth...- The last two face washes that I...
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Shit Talkin'
The Hubs and I have been reading a book together. It's a new agey, love yourself and the world, hippy style book. It's awesome. And it makes total sense. One of the "assignments" in the book is to be...
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Classy and Fabulous
My pal E, over at Many Many Moons has been through some shit. I mean this girl has done everything humanly possible to become a mother. And nobody deserves it more. She is warm, caring, classy,...
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Train Wreck
I am an explosive, crazy laughing/crying HOT MESS right now. Let me break it down for you:- I have some sort of pelvic slash adductor pain situation going on right now. If I am sitting or lying down...
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2 Babies
Today my BIL and his fiancée are having their baby. They asked me if I could watch their almost 2 year old until the baby is born and then bring him to the hospital. I'm happy to do it, but that...
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Relaxi Cab
I can't remember if I've mentioned this or not, but I started a little business. In my previous life before SAHM-dom, I did accounting for several small businesses. It can be a tricky sitch when...
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What's a Smart Girl Like You Doing in a Place Like This?
I was having dinner with my college girlfriends the other night. Now these are some of the smartest ladies I know. For real sauce. They are all wildly successful, great careers, awesome families, and...
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Misc.
Last weekend was family reunion time. Does anyone actually get excited for family reunions? Because I pretty much find myself resenting them before I even arrive. Of course, my family does one every....
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FB Fails
My friend Kelly and I were discussing how stupid people are the other day. Or more specifically, how stupid people are on FB. Now I know the last thing you want to read is another post about how...
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Summers Eve
Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling? (Now picture a mom and daughter walking along the beach talking about their vaginal smells and dryness.) This is a skype talk I had to have with fellow...
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Lessons
Next month, I'll have been married for 11 years. I was 22 when I got married (note to anyone under 22 out there... 22 is WAY too young to get married. I know you think you are all mature and awesome...
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Tidbits
I don't really have a coherent post floating around in my head right now, so I thought I'd make a list of things that have gone on over the past few days and also some things that have come in and out...
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OMG
I've started saying, out loud, on a regular basis, "OMG." Literally just the three little letters O-M-G like I am somehow a Weird Science version of my blog self. This is disturbing on several...
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Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?
Jimmy Buffet anyone? No, okay well that's a real song. So is My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink and I Don't Love Jesus. Know it, love it, live it.Any-h-way, let's just say that I've been sober a lot the...
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The One Where I Whine
Wait what? I whine in every post? Inconceivable!So the hubs has been gone for 3 days. Which like whatever. What is 3 days? Nothing. But this 3 days was unplanned. Unexpected. And super annoying. It's...
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Craft Fail
The hospital I am giving birth at does this super duper awesome thing where they have a photographer come to your room and take photos of the bébé. It is cool for a couple of reasons: 1- I'm super...
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So Far
Today has been a rough one. It's only 10:25 am but I just want to tell you what I have done so far. Nothing. I couldn't sleep last night because my back hurts like a motherfucker. Fall asleep, wake up,...
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Cause You Had a Bad Day...
My last post was horrible. I realize that. I appreciate all the love and support everyone sent me. Depression isn't pretty, but if there's one thing I'm all about, it's not being pretty. Okay wait,...
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About Poop
Is it possible for your intestines to get stuck to your uterus and therefore compressed? I swear this is happening to me. It's like they're all squished up in there like a pair of pantyhose in a...
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That's All She Wrote
I've been thinking for a long time about shutting this blog down. After all, I don't exactly have a bum uterus anymore. I started it to help deal with my life as I suffered through infertility...
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